Eryn Galen Eitheluin
~ Mirkwood Spring ~
May cause hallucinations 100 percent water
The Travelling Water
Deep in the vast woods of the Wilderland, Middle-Earth, hidden in the green, once a day a soft ray of sunlight shines uppon a crack in a rock and makes the jewel glisten that pours from it. Arisen here in Mirkwood, filled into a noble carafe, it journeys in the bags of a lovely Elf maid, seeking to infatuate the world.
The Wilderland is actually beautiful Styria, my Middle-Earth is Austria and Mirkwood is basically the by far not mirky city Graz. Responsible for the supposed sunlight is the switch outside the
bathroom, the rock a common tap. And that thing about the carafe is probably the biggest lie of all, since said vessel is nothing but a former PET bottle that had contained mineral water.
Whether that Elf woman is lovely (or an Elf even) is up to opinion but she is certainly able to make her own pointed ears from latex.
And anyway, presumably nobody is in danger to be infatuated here. In this case however, the water does save from dehydration in the mentioned world. At least that travelling-thing in the headline
is the truth..
So step in and follow the bottle and her Elvish companion on promo-tour around the world.
("World" means as much as: where we manage to get to - and don't forget to take photos.)
Official Launch:
May 29th 2016
Footnote
As this website has officially launched at the end of May 2016, we please ask you to understand that not all journeys made are online yet. If there is a change, this can be checked in the N.E.W.S.. At the moment it is not possible to order a Newsletter. Should this change, it will of course be announced as well.
Thank you.